I've been accused of writing in code. I'll stop.
hmm.
I have nothing to write.
I'll stop writing in code when I have something to write.
big. fog. brain.
Only one thing helps pull me out of this not funny nothing happening god i'm boring place.
A trashy romance novel.
I feel brilliant after spending a few hours with heaving busoms and pulsating manhoods.
god. maybe what I really need is sex.
remember on Seinfeld how stupid Elaine got when she went without sex? No wonder I'm brain dead. Seriously. Problem. MUST HAVE SEX OR WILL BECOME UNABLE TO FORM COMPLETE SENTEN.....
2 comments:
JM, How's this for an idea. You should contract out to write trashy romance novels....and as far as your other needs go, buy more batteries for your vibrator.
Terr Dogg
Your dad rocks. How many fathers would give that advice? LOL!
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