They're abandoning ship!
"I promise to come back for you!" yells my boss, my mentor, as she rows her boat away from the sinking vessel on which I stand. "I'll call you every week with prospective jobs!"
Two hours later, I'm still reeling when, "Hey, I hate to tell you this because I love working with you, but I resigned today." This from my buddy Eric.
"What? You're my marketing department! You're my sanity in rough water! Your last name is worse than mine!! Don't leave me, man!"
I take a look around. Two new Captains - started 2 days ago. Two old Captains - a bit lost, not sure which side is port. Several sailors running around trying to plug holes with rolls of bandages and a receptionist who's shreiking that the sky is falling.
Sounds fun, doesn't it?
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