Wednesday, August 31, 2005

One for the "Poop Archives"

I wish I could poop. Like a normal person.

What?!?

YOU CHOSE TO READ THIS. There was no gun.



And apprently this topic makes for good television as well. Check it out!
http://www2.oprah.com/health/yourbody/slide/slide_yourbody_digestion_101.jhtml
(if link doesn't work - can't help you right now - I'm working! - will have to figure out later)




5 comments:

aemelia said...

jm, the link didn't work for me.
http://www2.oprah.com/health/yourbody/slide/slide_yourbody_digestion_101.jhtml

Connie said...

I wish I could poop like a normal person too. . . wait, what is normal? Here is a story for you that will make you be thankful for your poop. On our 5 day float down the Main Salmon, one girl didn't use the groover the ENTIRE time. Groover - a large ammo can that everyone on the trip uses to poop in. Yes it is gross, but so is not going for FIVE DAYS!

jm said...

Ugh - Who knew I'd have to learn computer code when I started blogging?!?! Blogger has "real easy tutorials" on this and I still can't get it to work.

horoscope today said: stay in bed.

Auto - that story is shocking! Was she unable to go or just choosing not to? Who makes that choice for 5 days?!

Anonymous said...

I was happy to hear that the average person farts 14 times per day - I'm soooooooooooooo healthy!!

Anonymous said...

14 times a day. Well once again I am above average! Everyone always referred to me as special. Well, i guess that is better than different, which is something I think I want, but am secretly afraid to death of.