Never ever ever, while playing the game "Who Would Play Me in a Movie," tell someone that Philip Seymour Hoffman would play him well. He will not take it as a compliment. It will haunt you FOREVER.
Also, your friends' husbands are not yours to boss around. Calling out from the other room "Hey, come here!" is a priveledge for wives only.
And as always, whispering the word "penis" while holding the 7 month old baby is probably unnecessary.
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