Let's put it out there. Let's just state the truth.
I CAN'T SPELL.
I don't care, either. Ok, I do care, but not enough to change that fact. I blame it on my non-linear thought process. I'm abstract, not concrete. And shouldn't language be fluid?
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I smell bad too. I mean I SPELL bad too and have crappy grammer.
I bell sad two, butt sew watt? If ewe luv me use geyes will fourgive my litle messtakes.
Terr-Dogg
This rigid spelling regime is of relatively recent vintage, I believe. For hundreds of years, English was at the mercy of slobs like Shakespeare and Austen, merrily misspelling as they created the canon. Now we have the Merriam-Webster/Strunk & White nazis telling us how to live. Retsit! Untie!
You are all so funny! I love reading phoenetically.
And an English degree means I can have a license to make up words, right?
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